1- your sleeves are always going to be rolled up, whether you want them to be or not.
3- All jeans feel like footsie pajamas.
4-Any picture with you and a Christmas tree makes you look tiny and the tree look huge.
5-There is always extra space in the tips of the fingers of your gloves.
6-Going shopping for winter clothes = spending forever trying to reach stuff on racks that you will never get to.
7-You’ve had the same pants since third grade, because getting new ones means you’d have to get them majorly altered.
8- All mistletoe kisses require a great deal of standing on YOUR toes.
9-You will never find a winter jacket that doesn’t turn you into a giant marshmallow.
10-People are always putting you in the front of holiday pictures.
11-If you want your cute tights fix, you’re better off getting them from the kids’ section.
12- Your flannel pajamas are always dragging on the floor, because it’s not like you’re going to hem them.
13- Everyone gets really nervous when you try to decorate anything near the top of the tree.
14- All winter coats are full-length coats … on you.
15-For you, oversized sweaters are basically just mini-dresses waiting to happen.